jesuschristvevo: being hotter than me is selfish and rude
Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.– Frank Ocean (via quirky-fairy)
autumnseeds: why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
cornmunism: one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
Me: Thank fuck
cokeflow: becoming famous for no reason is my dream
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
500daysofsassy: mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face
not-photogenic: if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009